Just thought we should make a list.
They don't talk back and let us ride them whenever we want
They cost less
Bikes never complain about backdoor action
I can hit my bike with a wrench, and the cops don't get called
You can ride multiple bikes, and they won't get jealous.
You can quieten a bike.
Bikes are always ready for some action at anytime.
You can keep a spare bike without any problems.
If you ask, a buddy will probably let you ride his bike. And vise versa.
EDIT**: See also "Why guns are better than girls."
A dirt bike can be ridden wet or dry
Someone beat me to my comment.
You can have a bike that weighs 250 pounds without your friends making fun of you
Now that's funny!
It's always ok to use tie downs on your Motorcycle
Your parents don't remain in touch with your old Motorcycle after you dump it.
You can kick a dirt bike to wake it up with out it getting mad
They make noise that you actually like to hear.
If to loud can change exhaust on the bike at least.
When you get sick of a bike you can get rid if it without it causing any trouble.
It pays you when you get rid of it.
You can shut it off.
Not the case for me. My bikes cost me easily 10x more than my GF.
you can ride a mini without going to jail.
You can spew any bodily fluid/function on it and it will never flinch!
What are you doing to your bike?!
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