Reasons Dirt Bikes Are Better Than Girls

Just thought we should make a list.

They don't talk back and let us ride them whenever we want

They cost less

Bikes never complain about backdoor action

 

I can hit my bike with a wrench, and the cops don't get called

You can ride multiple bikes, and they won't get jealous.

 

You can quieten a bike.

 

Bikes are always ready for some action at anytime.

 

You can keep a spare bike without any problems.

 

If you ask, a buddy will probably let you ride his bike. And vise versa.

 

EDIT**: See also "Why guns are better than girls."

Edited by DirtRider500R

A dirt bike can be ridden wet or dry

Oops.

 

Someone beat me to my comment.

Edited by cobra46

You can have a bike that weighs 250 pounds without your friends making fun of you

You can have a bike that weighs 250 pounds without your friends making fun of you

Now that's funny!

You can have a bike that weighs 250 pounds without your friends making fun of you

 

LOL!

It's always ok to use tie downs on your Motorcycle

 

and

 

Your parents don't remain in touch with your old Motorcycle after you dump it.

Edited by Drewmeister

You can kick a dirt bike to wake it up with out it getting mad 

They make noise that you actually like to hear.

If to loud can change exhaust on the bike at least.

When you get sick of a bike you can get rid if it without it causing any trouble.

It pays you when you get rid of it.

You can shut it off.

They cost less

 

Not the case for me.  My bikes cost me easily 10x more than my GF.

you can ride a mini without going to jail.

You can spew any bodily fluid/function on it and it will never flinch!

You can spew any bodily fluid/function on it and it will never flinch!

 

What are you doing to your bike?!    

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