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Reasons Dirt Bikes Are Better Than Girls

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You can ride multiple bikes, and they won't get jealous.

 

You can quieten a bike.

 

Bikes are always ready for some action at anytime.

 

You can keep a spare bike without any problems.

 

If you ask, a buddy will probably let you ride his bike. And vise versa.

 

EDIT**: See also "Why guns are better than girls."

Edited by DirtRider500R
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Oops.

 

Someone beat me to my comment.

Edited by cobra46

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You can have a bike that weighs 250 pounds without your friends making fun of you

Now that's funny!

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It's always ok to use tie downs on your Motorcycle

 

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Your parents don't remain in touch with your old Motorcycle after you dump it.

Edited by Drewmeister
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You can kick a dirt bike to wake it up with out it getting mad 

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