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They clean themselves.

 

They can get a job.

 

If you're nice, they cook.

 

They're fun to ride.

 

Anything else?

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They clean themselves.

 

They can get a job.

 

If you're nice, they cook.

 

They're fun to ride.

 

Anything else?

And even if they don't cook they are nice to nibble on!

Edited by YHGEORGE

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Uhh most importantly, which this doesn't apply to all of those lucky riders.

 

You can ride them during the week, not just the weekends...

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My bike doesnt get mad at my when I ride other bikes.

My bike likes it when I load it in my truck

My bike doesn't get pissy when Iock it in the garage for a week.

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A bike won't clean the spooge off its can or swing arm by itself.

Edited by Jethrobolas

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A bike can't remove the plug from its can on its own, and will never clean said plug after each use.

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No matter how good your insurance is, repairs will never be covered if your bike suffers a major break down.

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It's never a good thing to find yourself pinned under your bike. When you find yourself in this position, you are the one that has to do all the work to get it off.

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