Why Women are Better than Dirt Bikes

They clean themselves.

 

They can get a job.

 

If you're nice, they cook.

 

They're fun to ride.

 

Anything else?

nope, thats about it. 

They clean themselves.

 

They can get a job.

 

If you're nice, they cook.

 

They're fun to ride.

 

Anything else?

And even if they don't cook they are nice to nibble on!

Edited by YHGEORGE

When a bike blows, its a bad day.

Edited by Jethrobolas

Unlike a dirt bike they don't wear out,they usually last a lifetime,and for the most part they are self lubricating. :lol:

Uh, my bike never tells me to slow down.... :smirk:

Uhh most importantly, which this doesn't apply to all of those lucky riders.

 

You can ride them during the week, not just the weekends...

My bike doesnt get mad at my when I ride other bikes.

My bike likes it when I load it in my truck

My bike doesn't get pissy when Iock it in the garage for a week.

Twerk twerk twerk....

Keep it PG-13 fellas. I've had to remove a few posts that stepped over the line. Otherwise this topic will be round filed. Thx.

A bike won't clean the spooge off its can or swing arm by itself.

Edited by Jethrobolas

A bike won't replace its packing when it becomes saturated.

A bike can't remove the plug from its can on its own, and will never clean said plug after each use.

A bike doesn't like to be choked after its warmed up and you start riding it hard.

It can be difficult to get a bike fired up after you go down on it.

No matter how good your insurance is, repairs will never be covered if your bike suffers a major break down.

There's really only one way to mount a bike.

It's never a good thing to find yourself pinned under your bike. When you find yourself in this position, you are the one that has to do all the work to get it off.

You cant ride your bike with your eyes closed.

Because with age..you end up lasting way longer riding the woman,compared to riding moto ;)

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