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I had sexy time with my girl freind right before I left to the track today..

I hit the track and had no aggression, felt blah.

What the hell?

I couldn't keep it on two wheels

I went to train for endurance today, but ended up just trying to stay on the bike.

I'm pretty sure it was the sex.

Have fun

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Its either that or you didn't drink enough last night. Shamrocks was legitimate proof that getting wasted the night before is the key to success.

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Also you may be suffering from low T. I would consult a doctor.

His girlfriend prolly already suggested that.

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One time I gave my chick what she deserved before a football game. I played like shit.

....but football is a game of rage

....Motorcycle riding is a sport of finess.

Stop acting like a pus*y and give your chick what she damn well deserves. And stop bitching to grown ass men cause you can't perform ;). There's lots of guys here that wished they weren't banging the same chick they have been for 20-some-odd-years.

Time to man up :lol:

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One time I gave my chick what she deserved before a football game. I played like shit.

....but football is a game of rage :lol:

Well I know it wasn't the game you played against Chad that last year, you almost ruined a perfect season for him. You guys were playing possessed :thumbsup:

Oh, and when you get to my age....it's either or....:lol:

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I usually masturbate on the starting line when the 2 minute to start warning is given.  I warm the bike up for the other minute and a half.

Ohhhh lordie. Must you learn everything from TT? You got a few details screwed up, but, what you are referring to is wiskey throttle.

Keep working young grasshopper.

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