A group of girlfriends go on vacation and see a five story hotel with a sign that reads "For Women Only". Since they were without their boyfriends,they decide to go in. The Bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works "We have 5 floors... go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to decide, since each floor has signs telling you what's inside." So they start going up, and on the first floor the sign reads "All the men here are mildly attractive, horrible lovers, but they are sensitive and kind." The friends laugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor. The sign on the second floor reads "All the men here are mildly attractive, good lovers, but they generally treat women badly". This wasn't going to do, so the friends move up to the third floor where the sign read "All the men here are very attractive, great lovers and sensitive to the needs of women." This was good but there were still two more floors. On to the fourth floor, the sign was perfect: "All the men here are very attractive, have perfect builds; are sensitive and attentive to women; are perfect lovers; they are also single, rich, and straight." The women seemed pleased but they decide that if that this was what was on the fourth floor they couldn't wait see what the fifth floor had to offer. When they reach the fifth floor, the sign reads: "There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove that it is impossible to please a woman." NOW GO RIDE CAUSE IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO PLEASE A WOMAN!