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1. Verbs HAS to agree with their subjects. 
2. Prepositions are not words to end sentences up with. 
3. And don't start a sentence with a conjunction. 
4. It is wrong to ever split an infinitive. 
5. Avoid cliches like the plague. (They're old hat) 
6. Also, always avoid annoying alliteration. 
7. Be more or less specific. 
8. Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are (usually) unnecessary. 
9. Also too, never, ever use repetitive redundancies. 
10. No sentence fragments. 
11. Contractions aren't necessary and shouldn't be used. 
12. Foreign words and phrases are not apropos. 
13. Do not be redundant; do not use more words than necessary; it's highly superfluous. 
14. One should NEVER generalize. 
15. Comparisons are as bad as cliches. 
16. Eschew ampersands & abbreviations, etc. 
17. One-word sentences? Eliminate. 
18. Analogies in writing are like feathers on a snake. 
19. The passive voice is to be ignored. 
20. Eliminate commas, that are, not necessary. Parenthetical words however should be enclosed in commas. 
21. Never use a big word when a diminutive one would suffice. 
22. Use words correctly, irregardless of how others use them. 
23. Understatement is always the absolute best way to put forth earth-shaking ideas. 
24. Eliminate quotations. As Ralph Waldo Emerson said, "Ihate quotations. Tell me what you know." 
25. If you've heard it once, you've heard it a thousand times: Resist hyperbole; not one writer in a million can use it correctly. 
26. Puns are for children, not groan readers. 
27. Go around the barn at high noon to avoid colloquialisms. 
28. Even IF a mixed metaphor sings, it should be derailed. 
29. Who needs rhetorical questions? 
30. Exaggeration is a billion times worse than understatement. 
31. Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.

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But for a guy, who doesn’t like rules, (as seen in other posts), you sure have too many yur own for others.  It’s sort of likethe pot calling the kettle black……..

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1. Verbs HAS to agree with their subjects.

2. Prepositions are not words to end sentences up with.

3. And don't start a sentence with a conjunction.

4. It is wrong to ever split an infinitive.

5. Avoid cliches like the plague. (They're old hat)

6. Also, always avoid annoying alliteration.

7. Be more or less specific.

8. Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are (usually) unnecessary.

9. Also too, never, ever use repetitive redundancies.

10. No sentence fragments.

11. Contractions aren't necessary and shouldn't be used.

12. Foreign words and phrases are not apropos.

13. Do not be redundant; do not use more words than necessary; it's highly superfluous.

14. One should NEVER generalize.

15. Comparisons are as bad as cliches.

16. Eschew ampersands & abbreviations, etc.

17. One-word sentences? Eliminate.

18. Analogies in writing are like feathers on a snake.

19. The passive voice is to be ignored.

20. Eliminate commas, that are, not necessary. Parenthetical words however should be enclosed in commas.

21. Never use a big word when a diminutive one would suffice.

22. Use words correctly, irregardless of how others use them.

23. Understatement is always the absolute best way to put forth earth-shaking ideas.

24. Eliminate quotations. As Ralph Waldo Emerson said, "Ihate quotations. Tell me what you know."

25. If you've heard it once, you've heard it a thousand times: Resist hyperbole; not one writer in a million can use it correctly.

26. Puns are for children, not groan readers.

27. Go around the barn at high noon to avoid colloquialisms.

28. Even IF a mixed metaphor sings, it should be derailed.

29. Who needs rhetorical questions?

30. Exaggeration is a billion times worse than understatement.

31. Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.

I do not not kno how 2 reed good .
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But for a guy, who doesn’t like rules, (as seen in other posts), you sure have too many yur own for others.  It’s sort of likethe pot calling the kettle black……..

Violation of #15

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It's not easy to be objective in a subjective world


Opps, I, forgot, the period.

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