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The what bike should I buy answer thread! [ enter at your own risk!]


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So you are looking for the perfect bike:

The bike that when you look at it, you can't ever forget its beauty.

The bike that when you merely set on the seat, it gets your heart pounding!

The bike that's so awesome, you have to wear shades just to be near it!

The bike that once you park it outside your house, the entire neighborhood rushes to buy one!

The bike that's so cool, it creates its own climate!

The bike that's so awesome, it makes you want to upgrade your truck and trailer!

The bike that has " so much powa, it burns the knobs clean off a new tire in the first kilometre!"

[bushpig quote]

The bike that has just the right amount of power at all times!

The bike that won't let you down on a trail ride!

( providing you do basic maintenance)

The bike that's so awesome, it parts the water before you get to the creek!

The bike that when you start it, you hear angels singing!

The bike that outrides you, and your abilities!

The bike that inspires confidence in tough situations!

The bike that is so awesome, when you line up to the line, the competition just leaves and goes home!

Yes folks there truly is such a bike!

Its the bike that truly fits you.

The bike that helps you improve every ride!

The bike that puts smiles on your face, every time you think of it!

The one bike you don't want to sell!

The one bike that changed your opinion about the inferior brands!

You know deep down in your soul its the right bike for you, when you experience just one thing described above!

The bike that is so awesome, mountains flatten out before you as you ride.

Trees bend to get out of your way!

Other riders get jealous of your skills! As you become as awesome as the bike!

Here's a secret some don't want you to learn.

Don't let your chance at greatness elude you!

Look no further than the

KTM and Husqvarna lineup!

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So you are looking for the perfect bike:

The bike that when you look at it, you can't ever forget its beauty.

The bike that when you merely set on the seat, it gets your heart pounding!

The bike that's so awesome, you have to wear shades just to be near it!

The bike that once you park it outside your house, the entire neighborhood rushes to buy one!

The bike that's so cool, it creates its own climate!

The bike that's so awesome, it makes you want to upgrade your truck and trailer!

The bike that has " so much powa, it burns the knobs clean off a new tire in the first kilometre!"

[bushpig quote]

The bike that has just the right amount of power at all times!

The bike that won't let you down on a trail ride!

( providing you do basic maintenance)

The bike that's so awesome, it parts the water before you get to the creek!

The bike that when you start it, you hear angels singing!

The bike that outrides you, and your abilities!

The bike that inspires confidence in tough situations!

The bike that is so awesome, when you line up to the line, the competition just leaves and goes home!

Yes folks there truly is such a bike!

Its the bike that truly fits you.

The bike that helps you improve every ride!

The bike that puts smiles on your face, every time you think of it!

The one bike you don't want to sell!

The one bike that changed your opinion about the inferior brands!

You know deep down in your soul its the right bike for you, when you experience just one thing described above!

The bike that is so awesome, mountains flatten out before you as you ride.

Trees bend to get out of your way!

Other riders get jealous of your skills! As you become as awesome as the bike!

Here's a secret some don't want you to learn.

Don't let your chance at greatness elude you!

Look no further than the

KTM and Husqvarna lineup!

And it was only 4-7 AM. Care to share some of that Koolaid? LOL

Mike

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