You Know you're getting old WHEN. . . ?

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Edited by ballisticexchris

Whomever delete the past 18 hours of this thread, thank you.  There's some real dope's out there.

You know your old when you can't tolerate useless banter.

You know your old when you can't tolerate useless banter.

 

Banter is one thing, slander is another.

 

BTW you know your getting old when, your grinder is your favorite shop tool.

Banter is one thing, slander is another.

 

BTW you know your getting old when, your grinder is your favorite shop tool.

I must have missed some posts. I'd rather have someone steal from me then slander me.

When the fawk are you done hob-knobing with movie stars and able to get your azz kicked on these trails by a older then you badazz?

Wait, I forgot what I was gonna say...I'll come back when I can remember.

Wait, I forgot what I was gonna say...I'll come back when I can remember.

were gonna miss yaaa-wait what am i gonna miss. i don't like missing stufffff-squirrel, nope racoon,nope SQUIRREL-what the hell,where's my glasses- crap just my cat! when did i get a cat? this is the radom pic thread ya....

When you get all excited about planting tomatoes at home .

When the words " hey kids stay off my lawn " almost escape your lips .

When you realize , the car stereo that just annoyed the crap out of you was

probably not as loud , as what we were blasting 15-20 +yrs ago .

Edited by still2smokin

...if you remember 8-tracks

...if you remember 8-tracks

Beta or VHS? 

When you still own porn on VHS .

( If I still had a VCR that shit would not have just gone in the trash )

 

 

When you start drinking " The Good Scotch " .

 

 

 

When you injure yourself while sleeping  .  

 

 

Beta or VHS? 

I can't remember.  I'll have to ask my first wife.  Or was it the second one?

Yeah, the car stereo...

You know you're old when you say, what the fugg is up with all this bass. You check your car stereo and there it is, someone cranked it up..and you crank it back to like...0!

Of course, unless it's Metallica, but then, that might make me old too!

Edited by YZ Yankee

When you can only drink 13 beers the night before a race.

I'm thinking this pomoco Georgia character might belong in SoCal.

Beta or VHS?

Oh snap..you're old when you have memories of pumping cement filled weights in your basement to Rocky theme songs on an 8 track tape!

Alright, I'm needing an ego boost, I gotta find some kid I can out ride...

... jeez. hope I can live long enough to find one!

Where is Darrel when you need him! Ha ha!

when your 10 yr olds i phone with a 1" thump speaker sounds better than your top of the line alpine car stereo and speakers you had in 1980!

When a kid drives through your huge pile of leaves and you give him the finger instead of the thumbs up .

 

 

Most of the tools in my tool box have my initials and not just my Dads :devil: .

He still checks my tool box for his good Snap On stuff inscribed with his ....CPG .

 

 

 

When you don't call your Dad to help you figure out how to fix something  .......he calls you to help him .

Edited by still2smokin

You know you look old when "people" close to you starts telling you you should dye your hair!!!

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