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Some companies really market some crazy/stupid stuff to promote their name

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The amount of crap some of the companies market to get their name out their on anything and everything is sometimes mind boggling.  But this one really made me laugh, and such a deal at over half off for $7.99. :lol:  Presenting the 100% umbrella!

http://www.motosport.com/product?segment=badger&key=100-umbrella&utm_source=yesmail&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=20151120

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What other weird crap have you come across lately?

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Attention, KTM riders! This "racing toaster" is a must before a big race. Drop in a piece of bread and it will emerge as a nutrition packed piece of toast. BUT not any toast, KTM toast, boasting our glorious name right in the center. Get it now for only $39.99, before the race is over!

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Attention, KTM riders! This "racing toaster" is a must before a big race. Drop in a piece of bread and it will emerge as a nutrition packed piece of toast. BUT not any toast, KTM toast, boasting our glorious name right in the center. Get it now for only $39.99, before the race is over!

 

:lol: :lol: :lol:  Perfect!

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Attention, KTM riders! This "racing toaster" is a must before a big race. Drop in a piece of bread and it will emerge as a nutrition packed piece of toast. BUT not any toast, KTM toast, boasting our glorious name right in the center. Get it now for only $39.99, before the race is over!

Ya, but you only get one good year out it before it rattles itself apart. Now all they need to come out with is a Kool Aid maker. OH YEAH!

LOL!

(Sorry - bitter "former" KTM rider)

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Definitely for the rider that is NOT married. :smirk:

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KTM pacifier to suck on when your bike breaks:

 

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:p:lol:

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"Service" your little one with the KTM Baby Bottle. With this bottle your child will be fed much more efficiently. Allowing him to grow big and strong, soon to be riding KTM dirt bikes.

Disclaimer-Do not measure engine or fork oil in this bottle

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Attention, KTM riders! This "racing toaster" is a must before a big race. Drop in a piece of bread and it will emerge as a nutrition packed piece of toast. BUT not any toast, KTM toast, boasting our glorious name right in the center. Get it now for only $39.99, before the race is over!

:lol:  I know someone that has one of those  :lol:

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Dealer issue only.

With the number of times my buddies 2013 250SX has broken I'd say those KTM dealers will have more kids running around in the future...
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I sense a trend. go to the KTM hotel, throw of below, then forget you KTM condoms or bust a hole in them, have some Husky babies and use the KTM bottles and pacifiers to try and keep them quite..

 

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KTM is just following in the footsteps of one of the best marketing models in motorcycle history. Harley Davidson you can find their swag everywhere 7-11 walmart home depot any liquor store petco a ford dealership freakin anywhere! Harley has consistently made more money on selling their name on swag than they have selling motorcycles.

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