She gets a KTM 500 street bike

[MartyrRacer368k]

 

My brother comes home with this beauty, she doesn't know what it is to suffer yet.. 

Nice bike, but she is a street bike

 

Needs

Skid plate - which one?

New Gearing- 13-50? 

Radiator guards -which ones?

Cycra hand guards

Dirt tyres- I'm think goldentyre front, mb5 rear

I road her around the street, she has no balls? -euro map? Tuner? What's the best option to wake her up

She doesn't even have a helmet ?

Super sleek license plate mount?

 

We (I) need to make this thing a war machine so I can have a donkey brother

[All Bills No Thrills]

Done!

[EXC Yankee]

How does a 500 have no balls?

What year is it?

[Speed-Freek]

4 hours ago, the Riddler. said:

 

My brother comes home with this beauty, she doesn't know what it is to suffer yet.. 

Nice bike, but she is a street bike

 

Needs

Skid plate - which one?

New Gearing- 13-50? 

Radiator guards -which ones?

Cycra hand guards

Dirt tyres- I'm think goldentyre front, mb5 rear

I road her around the street, she has no balls? -euro map? Tuner? What's the best option to wake her up

She doesn't even have a helmet ?

Super sleek license plate mount?

 

We (I) need to make this thing a war machine so I can have a donkey brother

Poor girl, be easy on her. Euro map for mo powah mod.Pink plastics (or paint to suit prefered hue) for her to really make it pop.

Aaaand since its street legal tickets shall be issued in the near future for exhibition of speed (wheelies!)

Blais Racing does the remaping, heard rave reviews from it https://www.blaisracingservices.com/ktm-husqvarna-euro-map-ecu-re-programming.html

 

2 hours ago, 909Matt said:

Done!

5 KTMs?? All your bikes? Looks like a Fkin pumpkin patch in there!

Edited April 28, 2017 by Speed-Freek

[RV Salesman Matt]

Damn for a second i thought it was yours. Awesome Those new KTM's look badass in person always stoppped in my tracks at chaparral

 

sweet brah. hey why you cable lock all the bikes u in da hood?

 

skid plate i like Hyde.

license plate mount does look like it will get ripped off easy

 

tires look worthless for the dirt too. what is up wit dat

 

Edited April 28, 2017 by RV Salesman Matt

[Slippy McSavage]

On 4/28/2017 at 6:46 AM, the Riddler. said:

Needs

Skid plate - which one?

New Gearing- 13-50? 

Radiator guards -which ones?

Cycra hand guards

Dirt tyres- I'm think goldentyre front, mb5 rear

I road her around the street, she has no balls? -euro map? Tuner? What's the best option to wake her up

She doesn't even have a helmet ?

Super sleek license plate mount?

 

We (I) need to make this thing a war machine so I can have a donkey brother

skid- emperor racing

sprox- 13/50 but start her off with a 12/50

rad guards- bullet proof designs

euro map, but you'll need to swap out the end cap to a pro moto billet so she will actually get on the pipe

plastic swing arm guards

b.p.d. shark fin

remove thermostat, replace the thermo hose with the hose from the same year 450 sx-f. hose costs about $6, then install a manual fan switch.

threaded bar end inserts for hand guards

tubliss rear

 

 

take her to a hill and tell her to go up it... then lay down and watch her flounder for hours while you feast on cashews.

[RAZR_]

 
My brother comes home with this beauty, she doesn't know what it is to suffer yet.. 
Nice bike, but she is a street bike
 
Needs
Skid plate - which one?
New Gearing- 13-50? 
Radiator guards -which ones?
Cycra hand guards
Dirt tyres- I'm think goldentyre front, mb5 rear
I road her around the street, she has no balls? -euro map? Tuner? What's the best option to wake her up
She doesn't even have a helmet ?
Super sleek license plate mount?
 
We (I) need to make this thing a war machine so I can have a donkey brother

Enduro Engineering skidplate
13-50 gearing. Dirt Tricks 50 tooth rear. stock KTM 13 front.
SRT rad guards.
Goldentyre Fatty Front. M5B rear. ultra HD tubes.
grunt manifold. snap airbox. Best Dual Sport bikes . com
remap from Munn Racing to Euro Map.
stock end cap swapped for Enduro Engineering, or FMF 4.1 muffler.
TPS tuned to roughly .64
swingarm guards.
Cycra handguards.
smog kit from Blais.
Samco thermo eliminator rad hose kit.
Scotts steering stabilizer.
Seat Concepts seat.
tail light elimination to the eBay LED kit.

[Mongo134]

On 4/28/2017 at 6:46 AM, the Riddler. said:

 

My brother comes home with this beauty, she doesn't know what it is to suffer yet.. 

Nice bike, but she is a street bike

 

Needs

Skid plate - which one?

New Gearing- 13-50? 

Radiator guards -which ones?

Cycra hand guards

Dirt tyres- I'm think goldentyre front, mb5 rear

I road her around the street, she has no balls? -euro map? Tuner? What's the best option to wake her up

She doesn't even have a helmet ?

Super sleek license plate mount?

 

We (I) need to make this thing a war machine so I can have a donkey brother

Fawk, you mean there's two of you!?!? ?

[EXC Yankee]

^^^^  Hahaha! I thought the same thing when he said.. "my brother.."

We better get it out of the way now... How many of you guys are there? lol

[Slippy McSavage]

1 hour ago, RAZR_ said:

smog kit from Blais.
 

this is something i overlooked. after the remap, you'll only need to remove the equipment and(im assuming) install a block off plate. if you dont do a remap first, you will probably need to buy a full smog kit. the kit will probably a couple generic resistors and a block off plate. if there are resistors in the kit, its to keep the bike from throwing FI codes. after the remap though, all the smog will probably be disabled and can be removed without risk of an FI code.

[MartyrRacer368k]

1 hour ago, RAZR_ said:

 

Enduro Engineering skidplate
13-50 gearing. Dirt Tricks 50 tooth rear. stock KTM 13 front.
SRT rad guards.
Goldentyre Fatty Front. M5B rear. ultra HD tubes.
grunt manifold. snap airbox. Best Dual Sport bikes . com
remap from Munn Racing to Euro Map.
stock end cap swapped for Enduro Engineering , or FMF 4.1 muffler.
TPS tuned to roughly .64
swingarm guards.
Cycra handguards.
smog kit from Blais.
Samco thermo eliminator rad hose kit.
Scotts steering stabilizer.
Seat Concepts seat.
tail light elimination to the eBay LED kit.

 

He got a good amount of parts coming, one thing I noticed you said seat concepts seat, he complained that the seat is way too hard.. is there multiple options with seat concepts? 

The euro map and smog delete is happening soon. 

I'll tell him about the end cap as an option as well

[TOMSABETA]

Two words.

ELECTRIC HANDGRIP WARMERS

[Mongo134]

20 minutes ago, TheW0LF said:

this is something i overlooked. after the remap, you'll only need to remove the equipment and(im assuming) install a block off plate. if you dont do a remap first, you will probably need to buy a full smog kit. the kit will probably a couple generic resistors and a block off plate. if there are resistors in the kit, its to keep the bike from throwing FI codes. after the remap though, all the smog will probably be disabled and can be removed without risk of an FI code.

That's the problem these days. Purchase a $12K OTD street legal 4 stroke, then dump another $3K+ into it to make the son bitch run worth a damn and do what you need.

Thanks CARB! 

[MartyrRacer368k]

9 minutes ago, Mongo134 said:

That's the problem these days. Purchase a $12K OTD street legal 4 stroke, then dump another $3K+ into it to make the son bitch run worth a damn and do what you need.

Thanks CARB! 

Damn where you buying your bikes and parts ? pricey

 

[Mongo134]

10 minutes ago, the Riddler. said:

Damn where you buying your bikes and parts ? pricey

 

The last 4 stroke I purchased was $9500 before taxes. I figure todays bikes, 7 years later AND with a plate must be a pretty penny more.  I had to do waaaay too much to make that bike worth a damn. #neveragain

Edited May 1, 2017 by Mongo134

[RAZR_]

call Chip or Dan at Munn Racing.
they are solid dudes.
send the ECU off to them in Tejas get it back in 4 days.
Seat Concepts comfort foam i think it's called.
if he wants to attack the hills, get the gripper seat.
the 2017 stock seats are waaaaay better than years before. but they're still not as soft as the Seat Concepts seat.
i forgot to mention the Enduro Engineering rear brake rotor shark fin.
the TPS is also key. buy the voltmeter that connects to the TPS. it'll take you 5 minutes.
i personally feel you need a full FMF system to open the bike up.
the 2017 bikes also have a little too tight of an airbox so watch the Slavens videos or the Best Dual Sport Bikes video about how to drill holes under the CPU above the airbox to allow more air flow.

[Mongo134]

I had a Seat Concepts comfort seat on my last bike. Problem is, it's a magnet for your ass. Way to comfortable not to use it more than you should. I'm sticking to my 300's current seat, it's either stand or your ass will feel like Caitlyn Jenner after a night in prison. 

Edited May 1, 2017 by Mongo134

[Slippy McSavage]

30 minutes ago, Mongo134 said:

I had a Seat Concepts comfort seat on my last bike. Problem is, it's a magnet for your ass. Way to comfortable not to use it more than you should. I'm sticking to my 300's current seat, it's either stand or your ass will feel like Caitlyn Jenner after a night in prison. 

in general, we all sit down unless we have to stand. its a big reason why we are on top of the hills.

[RAZR_]

I had a Seat Concepts comfort seat on my last bike. Problem is, it's a magnet for your ass. Way to comfortable not to use it more than you should. I'm sticking to my 300's current seat, it's either stand or your ass will feel like Caitlyn Jenner after a night in prison. 

you don't do hillclimbs and you have a fetish for Caitlyn Jenner. no judgement.

[Jeff aka Bolt]

Amazing what you can fit in a FATTY tire...  LOL

Goldentyre Fatty
Nitro Mousse
Tubliss 18 inch
Cycra Hand Guard Kit
BRP Handguard Mounts
TMD SKID PLATE...................and coulda squeezed in even more ! ?