100% pure DEATH MARCH ride this Saturday

[FORMA MOTO]

Saturday Saturday Saturday

5.13.17 Bouquet Canyon OHV staging.  Ready to ride 9am.

Rowher Flats    D e a t h   M a r c h.....

That's right, 100% groomed, flat, fast and wide trails. The kind of trails that make you swoon, and loose your breakfast.

Many trails will be three riders wide. Some only two, so be careful*

No prisoners. No inmates or guards either.

Over 30+ MILES of authentic, real dirt trails.  No pavement! (even if the ground may be blue groove in some places, there will be no pavement, guaranteed)

Some trails might be bumpy. Some might want to use real knobby tires. Please check both tires for air before starting. This author cannot be reponsible for trails that may require standing.

100% Austrian country of manufactuer friendly ride (no whoops).

FREE LUNCH PROVIDED AFTER THE RIDE !**

This ride is limited to 130 riders. Sorry. PM me for details ***

All trails are mostly non-SSS so photo and videos are MANDATORY. No execptions.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

* an occasion single-file trail may be encountered. Please be prepared for this.

** lunch not included

*** PM's will be responded to after the ride

 

EDIT: 130 rider limit, not 30. My mistake.

 

Edited May 10, 2017 by Krannie McKranface

[MartyrRacer368k]

? ?

[FORMA MOTO]

Only come if you DARE TO MEET THE RATH OF ROWHER....

[RAZR_]

Krannieland

[bigbob 901]

huh? what comes after the DEATH ride?  The zombie apocalypse ride?     aside: the father kinda looks like the crazy son here and he named his kid charlie.

[bigbob 901]

I have riden Rowher Flats  a couple times.  It's on my list of maybe ride areas when I return to LA in the fall with my Truck and dirt bike.     Have a nice death ride.  ?    I am going wine tasting with my wife saturday.   Hey I am over the 15k post total now, ?  hmmm wonder how that happned?

Edited May 9, 2017 by bigbob

[ballisticexchris]

Why is it I have to work weekends!! ?

[RedRattler]

Wow, does that sound like fun!

[schmo]

Nicely done Billy ?  A sure fire way to keep your thread at the top of the heap.  A few suggestions for future posts . . .

 

Sunday Suffering

No Woman's Way Out Circle Jerk

See "The Face" Saturday

Torturefest 2017

Corn Hole Canyon Clusterfu@k

Hike-a-bike Extravaganza

Panic at the Disco Days

Punishment Session #4

Mercy is for the weak . . . Cobra Kai Ride

. . . a few more like that and then it's on like Donkey Kong and you'll be ready to rock the animal thing.

The Cute and Fuzzy Bunny Patch Revisited

Salamander Ridge Invitational

 

. . . Krannie's Just Right Rides will most certainly become the talk of the interweb with this approach.

 

 

 

 

[Beardman]

See below

 

Edited May 10, 2017 by Beardman

[Beardman]

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how bout the purple crack ride?

 

 

[The 1]

Seems brutal. That blue grooved dirt feels like cement when you crash. I think ill have to pass on this one

[RallyeX]

2 hours ago, Beardman said:

 

Thats nothing! This one started on my ass, all the way around to my stomach then down my left leg to my calf! Took 3 months to heal up!

 

[FORMA MOTO]

1 hour ago, The 1 said:

Seems brutal. That blue grooved dirt feels like cement when you crash. I think ill have to pass on this one

.......ppppfffffftttttt.........

[RAZR_]

Nicely done Billy?  A sure fire way to keep your thread at the top of the heap.  A few suggestions for future posts . . .
 
Sunday Suffering
No Woman's Way Out Circle Jerk
See "The Face" Saturday
Torturefest 2017
Corn Hole Canyon Clusterfu@k
Hike-a-bike Extravaganza
Panic at the Disco Days
Punishment Session #4
Mercy is for the weak . . . Cobra Kai Ride
. . . a few more like that and then it's on like Donkey Kong and you'll be ready to rock the animal thing.
The Cute and Fuzzy Bunny Patch Revisited
Salamander Ridge Invitational
 
. . . Krannie's Just Right Rides will most certainly become the talk of the interweb with this approach.
 
 
 
 

'Sequoia Rider[emoji769]' Neighborhood Watch Forest Road Frenzy

[FORMA MOTO]

On 5/9/2017 at 0:10 PM, Krannie McKranface said:

Saturday Saturday Saturday

5.13.17 Bouquet Canyon OHV staging.  Ready to ride 9am.

Rowher Flats    D e a t h   M a r c h.....

That's right, 100% groomed, flat, fast and wide trails. The kind of trails that make you swoon, and loose your breakfast.

Many trails will be three riders wide. Some only two, so be careful*

No prisoners. No inmates or guards either.

Over 30+ MILES of authentic, real dirt trails.  No pavement! (even if the ground may be blue groove in some places, there will be no pavement, guaranteed)

Some trails might be bumpy. Some might want to use real knobby tires. Please check both tires for air before starting. This author cannot be reponsible for trails that may require standing.

100% Austrian country of manufactuer friendly ride (no whoops).

FREE LUNCH PROVIDED AFTER THE RIDE !**

This ride is limited to 130 riders. Sorry. PM me for details ***

All trails are mostly non-SSS so photo and videos are MANDATORY. No execptions.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

* an occasion single-file trail may be encountered. Please be prepared for this.

** lunch not included

*** PM's will be responded to after the ride

 

EDIT: 130 rider limit, not 30. My mistake.

 

................. HURRY!!!  ONLY 127 RIDER SLOTS AVAILABLE!

[FORMA MOTO]

Some of the best trails, EVER!

 

I did a small test loop today to test out the suspension changes....

[SteveThe Snakes]

8 minutes ago, Krannie McKranface said:

Some of the best trails, EVER!

 

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I did a small test loop today to test out the suspension changes....

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Awe what's that smell. 

[superslyko]

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And I thought I could troll?!  This has got to win an award or something?!

[Jeff aka Bolt]

I dig the flash suppressor in the orange cone...  LOL