MX is a Death Sport

[Krit-5]

Hell, my parents never let me ride...my mom didn't want me to and so I'd sneak out and go ride my buddies' bikes until my dad caved to the relentless begging from me : "Can I get a dirt bike, can I please, PLEASE?" MX racing was the farthest thing from my parents' minds. 100% my idea...So no, no-one twisted my arm to race. This lady is nuts! PC world going, going, gone crazy...

[kcomst]

You're all wrong. It is "MOTO-CROSS" not "MOTOR-CROSS." From wikipedia: 

"Though known as scrambles racing in the United Kingdom, the sport grew in popularity and the competitions became known internationally as "motocross racing", by combining the French word for motorcycle, motocyclette, or moto for short, into a portmanteau with 'cross country'." 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Motocross

So because it's from France and U.K. it's cool (not a redneck sport) and you can tell all your lib-tard friends to chill and stop their bitchin. 

Edited March 9, 2018 by kcomst

[Creeature]

I must admit the last time I was on a motorcross track the thought of dying did cross my mind... 

[Doug Fugly]

You're all wrong. It is "MOTO-CROSS" not "MOTOR-CROSS." From wikipedia: 
"Though known as scrambles racing in the United Kingdom, the sport grew in popularity and the competitions became known internationally as "motocross racing", by combining the French word for motorcycle, motocyclette, or moto for short, into a portmanteau with 'cross country'." 
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Motocross
So because it's from France and U.K. it's cool (not a redneck sport) and you can tell all your lib-tard friends to chill and stop their bitchin. 

How many cats do you own?

[kcomst]

1 minute ago, The Deplorable said:

How many cats do you own?

Zero. Nada. Nil. What's your point? Should have been dead way before I started MX riding. 

[Creeature]

4 minutes ago, kcomst said:

Zero. Nada. Nil. What's your point? Should have been dead way before I started MX riding. 

My guess is 6.

6 cats... ?

Edited March 10, 2018 by Creature-Sauce

[shaynehoff]

This is clearly satire. Welcome to the internet. 

[EmpireofDerp]

This is clearly satire. Welcome to the internet. 

What's satire? Sounds like something you'd be served in Morocco. Like Couscous.

[jcm3]

I always like to break out red and green when I pull out my holiday satire.  Satire, attire, hell I forget which it is...

[RevyRoamer]

MotoRcross is not scary at all for me.

I am married, my wifes cares me. 

[Doug Fugly]

This is clearly satire. Welcome to the internet. 

No, he really is a crazy-cat-boy.

[Dirt Hog]

8 hours ago, HeavyRotation said:

 

 

This wins my "Extreme Stupidity of the Week" award. This chick is clearly divorced and dragging MX into her many, many, many, control freak issues.

 

Who says crap like this??? This idiot is probably some left wing progressive dipshit, who wants all boys in this country to be “beta males.” (Sorry if I offended any left wing dipshits reading this post).  NOT!!!

[BBA]

These idiots like this are the same parents who never had the balls to try anything other than being hall monitors.

[Dirtbug26]

Having her as a parent will certainly drive a kid to suicide

[Doug Fugly]

Having her as a parent will certainly drive a kid to suicide

... or shoot up the place. Society needs to let guys be guys, even if they think it's dumb.

[shaynehoff]

Seriously though,  if you think Mothers Against Death Sports is a real thing, you're an idiot. 

[Doug Fugly]

Seriously though,  if you think Mothers Against Death Sports is a real thing, you're an idiot. 

It might not be a real group, but it is a real thing.

[shaynehoff]

2 minutes ago, The Deplorable said:

It might not be a real group, but it is a real thing.

That doesn't make sense. 

[Doug Fugly]

That doesn't make sense. 

Many mothers are against a sport that may get their kids hurt.

Because that is true, it makes sense. Cocktails?

[shaynehoff]

1 minute ago, The Deplorable said:

Many mothers are against a sport that may get their kids hurt.

Because that is true, it makes sense. Cocktails?

Yeah, you right.  My mom still tells me to stop riding. I'm 31.