Do you guys even ride anymore

[Jimmy boy]

10 hours ago, Chief said:

King Newsome said the forest is closed and would send the Sheriff of Knottingham after us. 

So we go to Oklahoma every weekend instead. ?

It’s a little bit of a drive, but gas is cheap right now. 

I recommend one of these. Cheaper than a fork leg.
 

[1abv]

Riding?? you guys are bitches...... A real man goes on line and creates about 20 threads about the corona virus then winges about why are there so many threads about the corona virus....

Then pollutes other peoples threads with dumb crap about the corona virus!

Edited April 27, 2020 by 1abv

[GHILL28]

Every weekend the last two months at Fort McTittySprinkles pretty much.  Green and gorgeous out there.  Not seeing many riders on the real trails.

[Eiot]

Depends on your idea of riding?

[NOPLCLKNEB30]

We ride in Nebraska.....?.  We had a dual sport ride last weekend at the Nebraska National Forest near Halsey (middle of know-where)  Had about 35 guys show up.  Better turnout than last year, most likely due to Kung Flu, and nothing else going on.  We social distanced, and never had a group bigger than 10.  

Sorry for jumping into your California thread, but I follow you guys because your always posting photos and rides, and I ask Steve the Snake lots of questions.  I've ridden New Mexico, South Dakota, Colorado, Arizona, Iowa, and Nebraska.  Someday would like to ride California, looks like some great riding out there.

We had 29 degrees and snow one day, and 72 degrees and awesome the next.

BTW, this is the largest hand planted forest in the world.

[Gflo]

12 minutes ago, NOPLCLKNEB30 said:

We ride in Nebraska.....?.  We had a dual sport ride last weekend at the Nebraska National Forest near Halsey (middle of know-where)  Had about 35 guys show up.  Better turnout than last year, most likely due to Kung Flu, and nothing else going on.  We social distanced, and never had a group bigger than 10.  

Sorry for jumping into your California thread, but I follow you guys because your always posting photos and rides, and I ask Steve the Snake lots of questions.  I've ridden New Mexico, South Dakota, Colorado, Arizona, Iowa, and Nebraska.  Someday would like to ride California, looks like some great riding out there.

We had 29 degrees and snow one day, and 72 degrees and awesome the next.

BTW, this is the largest hand planted forest in the world.

Looks nice out there.

And I don’t think anyone has a problem with you jumping into a California thread.  What is annoying is when the out of state boys come onto the California forum and start trashing the state.  IMO, only those that live here have the right to talk smack about California.

[Gflo]

I went riding today.  Took a stroll through the ‘hood.
 

 

 

[jcarlson9]

I went riding today too, but I had no horsepower

[Jeff aka Bolt]

5 hours ago, NOPLCLKNEB30 said:

We ride in Nebraska.....?.  We had a dual sport ride last weekend at the Nebraska National Forest near Halsey (middle of know-where)  Had about 35 guys show up.  Better turnout than last year, most likely due to Kung Flu, and nothing else going on.  We social distanced, and never had a group bigger than 10.  

Sorry for jumping into your California thread, but I follow you guys because your always posting photos and rides, and I ask Steve the Snake lots of questions.  I've ridden New Mexico, South Dakota, Colorado, Arizona, Iowa, and Nebraska.  Someday would like to ride California, looks like some great riding out there.

We had 29 degrees and snow one day, and 72 degrees and awesome the next.

BTW, this is the largest hand planted forest in the world.

I am the self appointed out of state dick kicker for those that deserve their dick kicked.  I have no legal authority nor any special TT privileges...  but I kick deserving out of town dicks just the same.  You sir are not that person. 

WELCOME !  

[babyarmholdingapple]

35 minutes ago, Jeff aka Bolt said:

I am the self appointed out of state dick kicker for those that deserve their dick kicked.  I have no legal authority nor any special TT privileges...  but I kick deserving out of town dicks just the same.  You sir are not that person. 

WELCOME !  

some day you will quit that dick habit 

[ballbags]

52 minutes ago, Jeff aka Bolt said:

I am the self appointed out of state dick kicker for those that deserve their dick kicked.  I have no legal authority nor any special TT privileges...  but I kick deserving out of town dicks just the same.  You sir are not that person. 

WELCOME !  

And women, both foreign and domestic.

[SteveThe Snakes]

2 hours ago, jcarlson9 said:

I went riding today too, but I had no horsepower

You need a Indian boy I mean an engine. 

[Jeff aka Bolt]

34 minutes ago, BigBob's Daddy said:

And women, both foreign and domestic.

Only women that start their first thread like they are filling out a Match.com profile...  and when you give em a little standard TT ribbing they start the "I'm being picked on cause I am a woman" bull shit...  and the worst part is watching the rest of you guys fawn all over them like you guys are fresh off a 20 year prison sentence. It's a joke.

If they wanna play with the big boys they need to act like a person and drop the woman shit...  we have enough women riders around here without actual women anyway.

Truth is I treat women just like I treat men until they start expecting special treatment. Then I make them go away.

If they were serious about riding rather than looking for attention none of this would ever come up. 

imho   

[ballbags]

17 minutes ago, Jeff aka Bolt said:

Only women that start their first thread like they are filling out a Match.com profile...  and when you give em a little standard TT ribbing they start the "I'm being picked on cause I am a woman" bull shit...  and the worst part is watching the rest of you guys fawn all over them like you guys are fresh off a 20 year prison sentence. It's a joke.

If they wanna play with the big boys they need to act like a person and drop the woman shit...  we have enough women riders around here without actual women anyway.

Truth is I treat women just like I treat men until they start expecting special treatment. Then I make them go away.

If they were serious about riding rather than looking for attention none of this would ever come up. 

imho   

Too many words I'm not reading that, you stinky toed woman hater.

[SteveThe Snakes]

11 minutes ago, Jeff aka Bolt said:

Only women that start their first thread like they are filling out a Match.com profile...  and when you give em a little standard TT ribbing they start the "I'm being picked on cause I am a woman" bull shit...  and the worst part is watching the rest of you guys fawn all over them like you guys are fresh off a 20 year prison sentence. It's a joke.

If they wanna play with the big boys they need to act like a person and drop the woman shit...  we have enough women riders around here without actual women anyway.

Truth is I treat women just like I treat men until they start expecting special treatment. Then I make them go away.

If they were serious about riding rather than looking for attention none of this would ever come up. 

imho   

Ok we have a women rider called The Hamster. I’m not sure if you know her. 
But anyways the other day I told her hey your riding like a women today and she took offense to that remark. ?

By the way she made it up impossible the real mans way two weeks ago. So I kept Oh Shait remarks to myself at that point. ??

[Jeff aka Bolt]

All I am saying is join the club but then don't start trying to change the decor.  They do tend to do that.  Not all.  But too many. 

Gotta put up with that shit on the job...  but not where I play. That's MY time.  

[cobra46]

8 hours ago, NOPLCLKNEB30 said:

We ride in Nebraska.....?.  We had a dual sport ride last weekend at the Nebraska National Forest near Halsey (middle of know-where)  Had about 35 guys show up.  Better turnout than last year, most likely due to Kung Flu, and nothing else going on.  We social distanced, and never had a group bigger than 10.  

Sorry for jumping into your California thread, but I follow you guys because your always posting photos and rides, and I ask Steve the Snake lots of questions.  I've ridden New Mexico, South Dakota, Colorado, Arizona, Iowa, and Nebraska.  Someday would like to ride California, looks like some great riding out there.

We had 29 degrees and snow one day, and 72 degrees and awesome the next.

BTW, this is the largest hand planted forest in the world.

You seem cool.  We get a fair number of douchebags who pop in here and start talking crap.

 

I have only driven across Nebraska on 80.  Never realized there were decent hills there.

[cobra46]

1 hour ago, Jeff aka Bolt said:

Only women that start their first thread like they are filling out a Match.com profile...  and when you give em a little standard TT ribbing they start the "I'm being picked on cause I am a woman" bull shit...  and the worst part is watching the rest of you guys fawn all over them like you guys are fresh off a 20 year prison sentence. It's a joke.

If they wanna play with the big boys they need to act like a person and drop the woman shit...  we have enough women riders around here without actual women anyway.

Truth is I treat women just like I treat men until they start expecting special treatment. Then I make them go away.

If they were serious about riding rather than looking for attention none of this would ever come up. 

imho   

I had forgotten about that chick and now you have to go and bring her up again.

[Jeff aka Bolt]

3 minutes ago, cobra46 said:

I had forgotten about that chick and now you have to go and bring her up again.

I wasn't thinking about one chick...  I was thinking about many over the years all the way back to our resident porn star.  And she was actually one of the better ones...  but it's always DRAMA ! 

[EmpireofDerp]

28 minutes ago, cobra46 said:

You seem cool.  We get a fair number of douchebags who pop in here and start talking crap.

Yeah i hate those guys. ?