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REPLYS? I LOVE MY 450 MORE THAN U

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LAST NIGHT MY WIFE SAID SHE WAS HORNY-I REPLIED, I'M WORKIN ON MY NEW BIKE, TAKE A COLD SHOWER!!! CAN ANYONE TOP THAT???

LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL! 😢

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I have turned down my buddies to go party sometimes to get my bike ready for racing...but that isnt close to you.

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YALL BEEN MARRIED NEARLY 13YEARS???ITS BEEN OVER 13 YEARS SINCE IVE HAD A B.J.!!!!CAN U SAY DAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM? BUT I GET ALL THE COOL TOYS I WANT. I REALLY CAN'T COMPLAIN.

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wife first--- happy wife = happy life

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cant top that for sure, seek medical attention soon. i did, and still do have the rule of no "poon" the night before a race......

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ALWAYS DO THE POON BFORE A RACE GUYS-BUST OUT A 1 HANDED BUT GRAB SUPERMAN, REVERSE KNACK-KNACK, FRONT FLIP 360 ON THE WIFE THE NIGHT BEFORE-THAN U WON'T SHOW OFF IN A RACE AND CRASH.LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL 😢

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My wife gets extremely jealous of my bike and claims I love it more than her. Makes her even more pissed off when I am willing to take the day off to ride my bike but not her.

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GOOOOOD JOB SOLDIER!!!!!!!!!U R THE 1ST ONE HERE W/CORRECT PRIORITIES!!!!!!!!!#1 BIKE/#2 BIKE/#3 BIKE/#4 EVERYTHING-ONE ELSE.U MAKE ME PROUD!!!!!!!!!! 😢

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Your going down I road that may see you spankin it when you least want to.....Make the wife happy....Think of it as an investemnt.....

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YALL BEEN MARRIED NEARLY 13YEARS???ITS BEEN OVER 13 YEARS SINCE IVE HAD A B.J.!!!!CAN U SAY DAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM? BUT I GET ALL THE COOL TOYS I WANT. I REALLY CAN'T COMPLAIN.

I think I would complain after 13 yrs w/o a BJ! 😢 :cry:

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THAT'S WHY THE LAST BIKE HAD A YOSH TRS W/O A SPARK ARRESTOR SCREEN.LOL-AND YES I AM KIDDING, BOUT USIN THE YOSH IN A SEXUAL MANNER.

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there is no way you love your 450 more than me. I have turned down several hotties that wanted to get it on to work on my bike the night before a race or to go out and ride. I am also extremely proud to say that I have had 2 recent Xgirl friends come over and my current girlfriend help me work on my bikes for a least two hours and come out to the track and watch me on several occasions. They all requested to do those things too.

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there is no way you love your 450 more than me. I have turned down several hotties that wanted to get it on to work on my bike the night before a race or to go out and ride. I am also extremely proud to say that I have had 2 recent Xgirl friends come over and my current girlfriend help me work on my bikes for a least two hours and come out to the track and watch me on several occasions. They all requested to do those things too.

We are talking about a wife, not your wanna be white trailer trash hookers. 😢

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there is no way you love your 450 more than me. I have turned down several hotties that wanted to get it on to work on my bike the night before a race or to go out and ride. I am also extremely proud to say that I have had 2 recent Xgirl friends come over and my current girlfriend help me work on my bikes for a least two hours and come out to the track and watch me on several occasions. They all requested to do those things too.

We are talking about a wife, not your wanna be white trailer trash hookers. 😢

O BURN!! nice one dude. 😢

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I have a beautiful wife 3 year old boy/girl twins and a seven year old boy. In our house sex is something you have to schedule and most of the time at the end of the night after battling the kids to go to bed she is usually too tired. My Honda just sits there and waits for me to ride it and I may get some flak for this but hammering on that old girl is a lot of times better than begging the wife for a five minute "quiet" ride if you know what I mean. We always talk about getting a hotel for a night but that has not happened recently. If these crazy kids don't tear us apart hopefully it will get better.

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I don't have kids yet, but u got somethin 2 look forward 2-ridin buddies that will always b there!!!! I haven't met 2 many kids that said they couldn't ride this weekend. Plus u got a valid xcuse w/wife-u r now spending quality time w/kids!!!! Look at it in that perspective and u got a sweeeet situation!!!!!! 😢

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I have the older boy on a pw50.....the younger one is certainly eager. I have taken all three to the races before with a very helpful buddy of mine. We even enter differen classes so one of us can watch the kids while the other rides. Their favorite thing is to stand behind the starting line and get hit with the roost from the bikes at the start ( don't ask me why) . My wife on the other hand thinks motocross is for rednecks. She would rather stay clean and play tennis (her loss). I was just licky enough to grow up with great parents and a two acre yard where my sister and I learned to ride. Now you can't even ride in the street in front of my house without someone calling the cops. Most of the dads in my nieghborhood think I'm crazy anyway (ther'e mostly wimps ) . I am looking forward to taking riding trips with my boys (and girl) when they get older thats for sure. It is also nice to get some nooky every once in a while too.

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