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This was emailed to me by one of my friends and I got a good laugh out of it. So I felt compelled to share it. Enjoy. :cry:

20 Ways For Women To Tell That They've Had A Little Much To Drink

1. I have absolutely no idea where my purse is.

2. I believe that dancing with my arms overhead and wiggling my

butt while yelling "WOO-HOO!" is truly the sexiest dance move around.

3. I've suddenly decided I want to kick someone's ass and honestly

believe I could do it too.

4. In my last trip to pee, I realize I now look more like a

homeless hooker than the goddess I was just four hours ago.

5. I drop my 3:00 a.m. submarine on the floor (which I'm eating even though I'm not the

least bit hungry), pick it up and carry on eating it.

6. I start crying and telling everyone I see that I love them

sooooo much.

7. I get extremely excited and jump up and down every time a new

song plays because "Oh my God! I love this song!"

8. I've found a deeper/spiritual side to the geek sitting next to

me.

9. The man I'm flirting with used to be my 5th grade teacher.

10. The urge to take off articles of clothing, stand on a table

and sing or dance becomes strangely overwhelming.

11. My eyes just don't seem to want to stay open on their own so I

keep them half closed and think it looks exotically sexy.

12. I've suddenly taken up smoking and become really good at it.

13. I yell at the bartender, who (I think) cheated me by giving me

just lemonade, but that's just because I can no longer taste the gin.

14. I think I'm in bed, but my pillow feels strangely like the

kitchen floor.

15. I start every conversation with a booming, "DON'T take this

the WRONG WAY but..."

16. I fail to notice that the toilet lid's down when I sit on it.

17. My hugs begin to resemble wrestling take-down moves.

18. I'm tired so I just sit on the floor (wherever I happen to be

standing) and take a quick nap.

19. I begin leaving the buttons open on my button fly pants to cut

down on the time I'm in the bathroom away from my drink.

20. I take my shoes off because I believe it's their fault that

I'm having problems walking straight.

Life is what you make of it...kind of like playdough

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Hmmm ** taps foot, rolls eys**, Nah I've never done that. But I still have to figure out how those guys got a picture of me dancing on a table with practically nothing on. Then they say that I got down and started hugging them all,then passed out on the kitchen floor. Hmm I always wondered why I had part of a sub sandwhich in bed with me the next morning.. LOL

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You girls all sound like you know how to have a good time.

Keep up the good work and don't forget tonight is Saturday night!

Party Time!

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Well, tonight IS Saturday, and tomorrow is my birthday, and my badass friend Emilie's birthday was a couple days ago ... so I have a feeling we're partying like rock stars tonight ...

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Hmmmm....in my youth maybe. But I honestly can't tell you the last time I had 'too much to drink'. :cry::cry:

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY FIRECRACKER!

I think I am a consistent # 15. Seems I always say something really stupid to the guy I like when I am drunk.... :cry:

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I think I can relate to some of those things!! :cry: It always appears that when I am quite intoxicated, at a club, that a cigarette kinda comes with the territory. Then the next morning I reek of smoke and an elephant has slept on my chest the whole night.

Ahhh...Those were and still are the days! :cry:

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I laughed so hard at every one of them. Good gah can I remember those days like they were yesterday :cry:

Of course thankful that they are indeed yesterday :cry:

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Happy birthday FIRECRACKER!

I hope you had a great party. Life is wonderfull, having a drink with some friends, getting a little tipsy... But for me most of all: riding on my bike! When I finished, it woold appear that I'm a little bit tipsy: my face completely red, shaking on my legs...

I' m OLD enough

to know BETTER

but still

YOUNG enough

not to care !!!!

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Thanks guys. Came down with a cold, so I didn't party. I hear I missed out on quite a rager though ... Oh well. I did get my birthday snowstorm, it almost ALWAYS snows on or near my birthday.

I hear ya on the drinking-smoking thing--I never had much of a habit, didn't have a problem giving up smoking during the week, but once there's a beer in my hand the craving hits me.

Happy birthday newthumpergirl! Aquarius rocks!

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Yeah, I think that could have been me last night! Could have been, if I remembered much of it... :cry: I've got the 'Mardi Gras' flu today, for sure!

And HAPPY B-DAY, FIRECRACKER! :cry::cry::cry:

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