He walked out into the hot summer air, bag in hand. The first few were ok, a worm here or there. Then he reached into the bag, he sensed something was wrong. As he tore off it's outer covering he saw it's greyish eyes staring back, and it lunged at his face, sucking his brains out like a slurpee! Attack of the ALIEN CORN!!! not really, I had to shuck corn today and unwrapped this. I think my dad got ripped off. Did I mention how much I hate corn?