Better than Viagra

I'm sure it helps that my girl friend is scooter trash (stole her from a biker) but we were doing the wild thing in my shop yesterday ( she gets hot at the smell of castor oil.) and right at the the time we both reached redline I looked up right at my DRZe with all it's cool stuff and immedietily got harder than chinese arithmetic, after 20 minutes more I seized a hamstring fell off onto the floor knocking over three bikes into the side of the truck. My DRZ brings me unparalleled satisfaction.

If you want to play your gonna Pay!!!

I thought you were going to say you backed her into a corner,lost traction and layed it down :D You young rascal's. Go for the gold. :)

I'm 46 man!

Originally posted by Hotler:

I'm 46 man!

I am 46 too. Ya make us old guys look good Bro!!!

Go get er!!

I guess your only as old as you feel.

I sure do enjoy riding this new DRZ after a long layoff.

Maybe I should start looking for some other stuff to ride on? :D

Don't forget to keep the rubber side down. excuse me I ment up :)

LMAO :)

Thats a new kinda bench racing trend eh??

Castrol R hmmm....my missus runs on vodka :D

Hotler, I see how ya came up with your username! :) Loved your story, I'm 46 also. Hmmm, lets see, I have the DRZ, now alls I need is a biker babe to prove your equation! :D

I want to get kicked off this MOTHER ASS ******* **** HELL board it is way too addictive!!! I need to ride not write!!! Get me outta here!!! Please!!!!!

I just had a vision of a calendar with a different DRZ for each month...in Victoria's Secret "graphics"! Or how 'bout a special Sports Illustrated edition with DRZ's on the beach. :)

TOO FAKIN FUNNY :):D:D:D:D:D:D

show so pics of her

Your on the right track grasshopper. Follow the DrBillZ threads and you will master it :)

Originally posted by Wolverine1:

I want to get kicked off this MOTHER ASS ******* **** HELL board it is way too addictive!!! I need to ride not write!!! Get me outta here!!! Please!!!!!

I'd hate to ask if you made the exhaust cap mod (i.e., larger hole :) )

Originally posted by Hotler:

I'm sure it helps that my girl friend is scooter trash (stole her from a biker) but we were doing the wild thing in my shop yesterday ( she gets hot at the smell of castor oil.) and right at the the time we both reached redline I looked up right at my DRZe with all it's cool stuff and immedietily got harder than chinese arithmetic, after 20 minutes more I seized a hamstring fell off onto the floor knocking over three bikes into the side of the truck. My DRZ brings me unparalleled satisfaction.

hahahahah Hotler..Can always make a porno with bikes that make men hot while bumpin skin. Then sell it to us pervs who like to watch that stuff .

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