Jump to content
Sign in to follow this  

Better than Viagra

Recommended Posts

I'm sure it helps that my girl friend is scooter trash (stole her from a biker) but we were doing the wild thing in my shop yesterday ( she gets hot at the smell of castor oil.) and right at the the time we both reached redline I looked up right at my DRZe with all it's cool stuff and immedietily got harder than chinese arithmetic, after 20 minutes more I seized a hamstring fell off onto the floor knocking over three bikes into the side of the truck. My DRZ brings me unparalleled satisfaction.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

If you want to play your gonna Pay!!!

I thought you were going to say you backed her into a corner,lost traction and layed it down :D You young rascal's. Go for the gold. :)

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Originally posted by Hotler:

I'm 46 man!

I am 46 too. Ya make us old guys look good Bro!!!

Go get er!!

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

I guess your only as old as you feel.

I sure do enjoy riding this new DRZ after a long layoff.

Maybe I should start looking for some other stuff to ride on? :D

Don't forget to keep the rubber side down. excuse me I ment up :)

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Hotler, I see how ya came up with your username! :) Loved your story, I'm 46 also. Hmmm, lets see, I have the DRZ, now alls I need is a biker babe to prove your equation! :D

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

I want to get kicked off this MOTHER ASS ******* **** HELL board it is way too addictive!!! I need to ride not write!!! Get me outta here!!! Please!!!!!

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

I just had a vision of a calendar with a different DRZ for each month...in Victoria's Secret "graphics"! Or how 'bout a special Sports Illustrated edition with DRZ's on the beach. :)

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Your on the right track grasshopper. Follow the DrBillZ threads and you will master it :)

Originally posted by Wolverine1:

I want to get kicked off this MOTHER ASS ******* **** HELL board it is way too addictive!!! I need to ride not write!!! Get me outta here!!! Please!!!!!

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

I'd hate to ask if you made the exhaust cap mod (i.e., larger hole :) )

Originally posted by Hotler:

I'm sure it helps that my girl friend is scooter trash (stole her from a biker) but we were doing the wild thing in my shop yesterday ( she gets hot at the smell of castor oil.) and right at the the time we both reached redline I looked up right at my DRZe with all it's cool stuff and immedietily got harder than chinese arithmetic, after 20 minutes more I seized a hamstring fell off onto the floor knocking over three bikes into the side of the truck. My DRZ brings me unparalleled satisfaction.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

hahahahah Hotler..Can always make a porno with bikes that make men hot while bumpin skin. Then sell it to us pervs who like to watch that stuff .

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Reply with:

Sign in to follow this  

×