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My yamaha almost turns sharp enough

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Want to have a good time? Here is how.

1. Remove wheel and front brake caliper.

2. Upon reassembly, torque just one caliper bolt, leave one finger tight (this part is key for a good time).

3. Ride like your butt is on fire, loose your caliper just feet before a high banked turn.

4. Grab your front brake. NOTHING!

5. Try to lay it down, fly like an eagle over the crest of the berm, clear much ground, suck powerfull hickey on your gripper seat. Lay down on ground. Rest. Try to think of good excuse to explain wet stain in pants.

Moral? A torque wrench in the hand, is better than 3 on the shelf.

Anybody beat that for stupid?


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