Doubting Quadtard Intelligence?

[burtonx013]

While cruising craigslist, I came upon this listing.

Here is the fully detailed description....

And the awesome picture he included.

(Take note of the details about the tire)

F/S 2006 Polaris Hawkeye 4x4 camo - $3200 (south jersey) - $3200 (south jersey)

$3200.00 or make offer

INCLUDES THE BALANCE OF A 4YR. EXT. POLARIS WARRANTY

machine is dirty in the pictures.only picture i have. the tire has plugs.see pic. it holds air but may need to be replaced.I TAKE CARE OF MY STUFF! SERIOUS INQUIRES ONLY. NO TIRE KICKERS! no trades!

please reply to cgmlawns@yahoodotcom take away the dot and add .

[smile661]

haha, it looks like the tire is spilling its guts. What an idiot:bonk:

[vetrider]

Did you notice he said he takes care of his stuff,that tire is bad what does the rest look like??

[Freerider55]

i like the "SERIOUS INQUIRES ONLY. NO TIRE KICKERS!" ......really eh, kick that tire and itd deflate instantly.

[yzkid_85]

i like the "SERIOUS INQUIRES ONLY. NO TIRE KICKERS!" ......really eh, kick that tire and itd deflate instantly.

haha, i was thinking the same thing.

[Josh_dr-z125l]

the tire got sick of it's owner and decided to barf lol:bonk:

how do you put a hole in the side of your tire? We've plugged 1 hole, from running over a nail, and that's it... there's like 10 plugs there...

[Captain Uno]

Is it the brilliance of this add because he rides a quad or because he is from New Jersey?

Just kidding man. My brother who lives in Chesterfield, NJ just landed.

[motoxhead]

Way too much irony in this thread. No tire kickers lol.

please reply to cgmlawns@yahoodotcom take away the dot and add .

This just boggles me.

[burtonx013]

For all the non believers, here is the link to the ad.

http://southjersey.craigslist.org/rvs/962162463.html

I guess I should have put it up with the original post. This is a deathly true ad, which is sad to say the least. And yes, being from NJ is probably one of the leading reasons why this seller is so quadtarded. Nevertheless, have a laugh at someone elses stupidity, and enjoy the day!

P.S. - Just for clarification, it is not my quad, or ad, nor do I have any affiliation with the owner. Thank you.

[CR14]

I check the South Jersey section everyday, but mainly just for dual sports. I'd love to know where he lives. I have a couple "stereotypical" places in mind where he would fit right it.

[burtonx013]

CR14 - Where abouts do you live. I am in voorhees. Do you dual sport ride alot? Myself and a friend usually go every weekend (weather permitting) in the nice months. We usually hit Wharton State Forest. We both have street legal bikes, and usually stay out in the middle of the forest the whole day. We are always lookin for others to ride with.

[kc_450_X]

NO TIRE KICKERS! no trades!

Kick that tire it might pop....

[todthebod]

I've never seen someone try to plug the side of a tire. It can hold air as long as it's not over 2psi and not moving.

[alex211]

I plugged the sidewall of my quad tire once, it only lasted for about a week, and then my buddy gave me a set of tires.

[crabbcakes]

Since supposivly people that are dumb are from NJ, does that have something to do with jason lawrences stupidity?

[CR14]

CR14 - Where abouts do you live. I am in voorhees. Do you dual sport ride alot? Myself and a friend usually go every weekend (weather permitting) in the nice months. We usually hit Wharton State Forest. We both have street legal bikes, and usually stay out in the middle of the forest the whole day. We are always lookin for others to ride with.

I live in Salem County, near Parvin State Park. I don't have a dual sport, but I've been looking for one for a while. A buddy and I were out in the pines yesterday in his truck. All I could think about was having a street legal bike! I'm hoping I can find a bike(and afford one) by the summer. I'll definitely need some riding buddies, too.

[CR14]

Since supposivly people that are dumb are from NJ, does that have something to do with jason lawrences stupidity?

There is a great deal of irony in your post. I doubt you'll catch it, though.