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Men Are Like:

* Men are like.....Blenders. You need one, but you're not quite sure why.

* Men are like.....Chocolate Bars. Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.

* Men are like.....Commercials. You can't believe a word they say.

* Men are like.....Computers Hard to figure out and never have enough memory.

* Men are like.....Coolers. Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.

* Men are like.....Copiers. You need them for reproduction, but that's about it.

* Men are like.....Curling irons. They're always hot, and they're always in your hair.

* Men are like.....Government bonds. They take so long to mature.

* Men are like.....Horoscopes. They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.

* Men are like.....Lava lamps. Fun to look at, but not all that bright.

* Men are like.....Mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

* Men are like.....Popcorn. They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

* Men are like.....Place mats. They only show up when there's food on the table.

* Men are like.....Used Cars. Both are easy-to-get, cheap, and unreliable.

* Men are like.....Weather. Nothing can be done to change either one of them.

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Might as well post the rest of them =P

Men are like..... Mini skirts.

If you're not careful, they'll creep up your legs.

Men are like..... Noodles.

They're always in hot water, they lack taste, and they need dough.

Men are like..... Plungers.

They spend most of their lives in a hardware store or the bathroom.

Men are like..... Lawn Mowers.

If you're not pushing one around, then you're riding it.

Men are like..... Cement.

After getting laid, they take a long time to get hard.

Men are like..... High heels.

They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.

Men are like..... Vacations.

They never seem to be long enough.

Men are like..... Bike helmets.

Handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just LOOK SILLY.

Men are like..... Snowstorms.

You never know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get or how long he will last.

Men are like..... Bananas.

The older they get, the less firm they are.

Men are like..... Bank Accounts.

Without a lot of money, they don't generate interest.

Men are like..... Coffee.

The best ones are rich, warm, full-bodied, and can keep you up all night long.

By the way, as a guy, I find most of these to be not true :thumbsup:

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What are you ladies doing on the computer, shouldn't you be cleaning something?

WOMEN ARE LIKE...

...the stock market

They're irrational and can bankrupt you if you're not careful.

...computers

They take too long to warm up and a better model always comes along once you've already got one.

...Saran Wrap

Useful but clingy.

...horses

Fun to pet and ride but a pain to feed and clean up after.

...parking meters

If you don't feed them with enough money you face serious consequences.

...fax machines

Useful for one very specific purpose but otherwise just high-maintenance paperweights.

...political campaign contributors

If you let them talk about themselves long enough you wind up in bed with them.

...refrigerators

They're always cold and never seem to have a beer when you need one.

...blue jeans

They look good for a while but eventually they fade and have to be replaced.

...country western songs

They're annoying, they all sound alike, but if you really listen to them you'll get depressed and drink a lot.

MAX!!!

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Men Are Like:

* Men are like.....Blenders. You need one, but you're not quite sure why.

* Men are like.....Chocolate Bars. Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.

* Men are like.....Commercials. You can't believe a word they say.

* Men are like.....Computers Hard to figure out and never have enough memory.

* Men are like.....Coolers. Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.

* Men are like.....Copiers. You need them for reproduction, but that's about it.

* Men are like.....Curling irons. They're always hot, and they're always in your hair.

* Men are like.....Government bonds. They take so long to mature.

* Men are like.....Horoscopes. They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.

* Men are like.....Lava lamps. Fun to look at, but not all that bright.

* Men are like.....Mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

* Men are like.....Popcorn. They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

* Men are like.....Place mats. They only show up when there's food on the table.

* Men are like.....Used Cars. Both are easy-to-get, cheap, and unreliable.

* Men are like.....Weather. Nothing can be done to change either one of them.

Might as well post the rest of them =P

Men are like..... Mini skirts.

If you're not careful, they'll creep up your legs.

Men are like..... Noodles.

They're always in hot water, they lack taste, and they need dough.

Men are like..... Plungers.

They spend most of their lives in a hardware store or the bathroom.

Men are like..... Lawn Mowers.

If you're not pushing one around, then you're riding it.

Men are like..... Cement.

After getting laid, they take a long time to get hard.

Men are like..... High heels.

They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.

Men are like..... Vacations.

They never seem to be long enough.

Men are like..... Bike helmets.

Handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just LOOK SILLY.

Men are like..... Snowstorms.

You never know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get or how long he will last.

Men are like..... Bananas.

The older they get, the less firm they are.

Men are like..... Bank Accounts.

Without a lot of money, they don't generate interest.

Men are like..... Coffee.

The best ones are rich, warm, full-bodied, and can keep you up all night long.

By the way, as a guy, I find most of these to be not true :banana:

:banana::lol::smirk::lol::prof::lol::bonk::banana:

What are you ladies doing on the computer, shouldn't you be cleaning something?

WOMEN ARE LIKE...

...the stock market

They're irrational and can bankrupt you if you're not careful.

...computers

They take too long to warm up and a better model always comes along once you've already got one.

...Saran Wrap

Useful but clingy.

...horses

Fun to pet and ride but a pain to feed and clean up after.

...parking meters

If you don't feed them with enough money you face serious consequences.

...fax machines

Useful for one very specific purpose but otherwise just high-maintenance paperweights.

...political campaign contributors

If you let them talk about themselves long enough you wind up in bed with them.

...refrigerators

They're always cold and never seem to have a beer when you need one.

...blue jeans

They look good for a while but eventually they fade and have to be replaced.

...country western songs

They're annoying, they all sound alike, but if you really listen to them you'll get depressed and drink a lot.

MAX!!!

:lol::rolleyes::banana::banana:

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forwarded the first two to all the ladies in my address book and the second one to all the ladies and all the guys :banana: very good needed that today:thumbsup:

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