It's irrational.

They are {0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9}, and there are no others!

So he started singing a song which was meant to teach people about the numbers of pi. The students were intrigued by this mesmerizing little poem, and by the end they had learned the first 10 digits of pi.

Next, the teacher asked each one to write down the first 10 digits onto a sheet of pape...

Next, the teacher asked each one to write down the first 10 digits onto a sheet of pape...

Sine language!

I said, 'Good idea, we can cover more ground that way.'

But why would I worry about pi on my cake day?

I've heard them all like 3.14 million times already

But the printer always jams!

Me: I dreamed my teacher is making me read out endless values of π.

Psychiatrist: Is it recurring?

Me: Not as far as anyone can tell.

Psychiatrist: Is it recurring?

Me: Not as far as anyone can tell.

My baker insists pie are squared

When suddenly i shouted “will you just be rational”

Pi responded “ get real”

Happy pi day

Pi responded “ get real”

Happy pi day

Pumpkin pi!

Eating too much cake is the sin of gluttony. However, eating too much pie is okay because the sin of pi is always zero.

This isn't the best joke, but I'm really proud of how it came out. My sister and I are both in town visiting our parents for the first time in years. I keep dropping bad puns and my sister keeps yelling at me.

Tonight, we were telling stories from our youth, and I told her this one. She was r...

Tonight, we were telling stories from our youth, and I told her this one. She was r...

Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi

An octo-pi

A Pi-thon!

But e, with the power of pi and i is absolutely 1! #mathcanbefunny

Fat. You get fat.

You were expecting a joke about pi? On my cake day?

You were expecting a joke about pi? On my cake day?

I just don't have them in the right order.

Raspberry pi

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The plumber comes over and quickly fixes the sink. The professor is happy until he gets the bill. He tells the plumber, "How can you charge this much? This is half of my paycheck." But he pays it anyways.

The plumber tells him, "Hey, we are looking for more plumbers. You could become a plumbe...

The plumber tells him, "Hey, we are looking for more plumbers. You could become a plumbe...

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are going to be endless.

1. Divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter and what do you get?

Pumpkin Pi

2. I saw a movie and gave it a 3.1415 out of 5.

It was Life of Pi

3. My friend decided to get a tattoo of the symbol pi on his face.

It was an irrational decision

4. Who was the r...

Pumpkin Pi

2. I saw a movie and gave it a 3.1415 out of 5.

It was Life of Pi

3. My friend decided to get a tattoo of the symbol pi on his face.

It was an irrational decision

4. Who was the r...

Satan greets him and says, "Welcome to hell, Dave. First, the Wi-fi password is..."

Dave says, "Wait, you guys have wi-fi?"

Satan replies, "Of course we do."

"That's certainly not bad at all" says Dave.

Satan continues, "So, as I was saying, the wi-fi password is the numb...

Dave says, "Wait, you guys have wi-fi?"

Satan replies, "Of course we do."

"That's certainly not bad at all" says Dave.

Satan continues, "So, as I was saying, the wi-fi password is the numb...

I keep telling him it's irrational, but he doesn't listen.

An investigator

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Because Pi is fucking irrational.

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Honestly sounds like a big circle jerk

Scientists still can’t determine how much is needed for your mother though

Thanks, America! Now I know π=14.03

pi

They're much more likely to be inciders.

Forgive me God for I have sinned.

The number says "Decimal of that pi is so delicious. I wanna taste it so bad!"

The letter said "Alphabet you do."

The letter said "Alphabet you do."

Completely irrational.

Because he'll just go on forever.

There was a village that had four competing pie shops, each inhabiting their own corner of the town. One of these shops was named "The Circle".

The Circle wanted to gain an edge on the other shops, they wanted to stand out. They realized they could transport more pies in their boxes if they ...

The Circle wanted to gain an edge on the other shops, they wanted to stand out. They realized they could transport more pies in their boxes if they ...

I got fat!

What, did you expect a pi joke?

What, did you expect a pi joke?

That 3.14% of sailors are PI-rates?

its their order that I’m still foggy on

"Be rational!" responds i.

Finally, e breaks them up as it said "Join me, and we'll become one."

>e^pi ^i + 1 = 0

Finally, e breaks them up as it said "Join me, and we'll become one."

>e^pi ^i + 1 = 0

Pi-Lingual.

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"Bullshit!" I exclaimed. "Pie are round!"

I once watched a month full of march madness. From behind the arc I saw a three point won four.... won five games.

Although I can't seem to catch their ending no matter how I try.

It really is an irrational holiday.

open 22/7

So I was doing my math homework and I thought of a joke. You might only get it if you have learned about pi in math. Here it is:

So one day I became afraid of π. π is an irrational number so does that mean I need to go to the doctor because I have an irrational fear?

So one day I became afraid of π. π is an irrational number so does that mean I need to go to the doctor because I have an irrational fear?

He's irrational and he goes on forever..

Easy! Slice of pi.

Nobody's ever been able to crack it.

0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9

Without it our opinions would just be onions. :(

They both ordered drinks.

" I identify as a fraction!" said Pi

"You cannot be a fraction" said -7

"I can identify as a letter if I want, I can be an equal sign if I

want!!! Don't tell me who to be! You are so negative."

-7 sighed, took a sip of his drink and said "you...

" I identify as a fraction!" said Pi

"You cannot be a fraction" said -7

"I can identify as a letter if I want, I can be an equal sign if I

want!!! Don't tell me who to be! You are so negative."

-7 sighed, took a sip of his drink and said "you...

One of the interview questions is, "What is pi?"

The engineer answers, "About 3."

The mathematician is still answering to this day.

The engineer answers, "About 3."

The mathematician is still answering to this day.

I told her she was being irrational.

He needed to keep up with Jenny's U-turns.

It never ends.

It was an irrational decision.

I called it a cream pi

Teacher: What is the value of Pi?

Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99

Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99

'Cause you are long and sweet.

Then my desserts will have come full circle.

I'm having an identity crisis.

Its getting irrational.

Math is fun

When

Mixed with some pie

When

Mixed with some pie

A guy believed that his wife is cheating on him, so he hired a private investigator. The cheapest he could find was a Chinese man. This was the Chinese PI's report about what he found: "Most honorable, sir. You leave house. I watch house. He come to house. I watch. He and she leave house. I follow. ...

He says to the blonde, knowing he could outsmart her, “If I give you a question you cannot answer, you must pay me $10.”

“But if you give me a question I cannot answer, I will pay you $100.”

She agrees, and the man asks his question.

“What is the ninth digit of pi?”

She ...

“But if you give me a question I cannot answer, I will pay you $100.”

She agrees, and the man asks his question.

“What is the ninth digit of pi?”

She ...

The mathematician says, “Pi r squared.”

The baker replies, “No, pies are round. Cakes are square.”

The baker replies, “No, pies are round. Cakes are square.”

Wow, you look radian today.

I guess that's what I get for not checking my sines.

A pirate walks into the kitchen and announces:

"Someone call fer me?"

I look down at my homework, and back up at the pirate and say, "uhhh, I was just trying to figure out how to do this problem, nothing a pirate could help with."

The pirate walks menacingly toward me, and I con...

"Someone call fer me?"

I look down at my homework, and back up at the pirate and say, "uhhh, I was just trying to figure out how to do this problem, nothing a pirate could help with."

The pirate walks menacingly toward me, and I con...

But they just kept relying on circular logic.

To me it's a little bit more than that.

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pi-sexual

A "Pi"-thon.

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