Best craigslist ad ever.

kamloops.en.craigslist.ca/mcy/2366599271.html

Haha. Amazing.

This guy has been posting this in different locations for awhile now. There is a thread on here about it, and a fellow TTer actually emailed the guy and got a response back. It is hillarious. :smirk:

Haha sorry for the double post didn't know someone found it before. Too funny

Yeah, I figured you wouldn't be checking the northwest section. Well now the guys that aren't in the northwest regional discussion forum can have a look and a laugh! The guy seems pretty cool, and seems to be just looking to make fun of some of the rediculous ads he's read in the past on CL.

1st time seeing it :smirk::lol:

Cut and paste from the above thread link by 6Riders:

HA HA HA I E-Mailed him...here's his reply to me...........

I bet I have gotten 30 emails over the past few days. Most people know it is a joke and we share a laugh. Some people cuss me out and threaten me for being under informed. So far I have gotten apologies from all but one of those guys. I have managed to convince them I am a MIT alumni and it is 3 stroke technology I have been experimenting with. Believe it or not some people actually want to by my non-existent bike, lol. I just dont respond to them, not actually trying to rip people off ya know? I hope you got a laugh or two out of it, have a good day

:smirk:

Needs to add this in the ad.

Bike not complete without a Flux Capacitor

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I have here for sale the fastest YZ-250 you will find. It will smoke any 450 on the track. I have had it out to the dirt drags and it toasted all the other bikes 450's, 500's, everything. I have replaced the bottom end and had the top end bored to 300cc. I just put in new powerbands (blue ones for maximum power). It has a fuel injector from a KX-500 because the stock one could not put in enough fuel to make her run to her full potential. I have strategically drilled holes in the reeds to allow maximum fuel and air entry into the combustion cylinder and increase fuel atomization. The exhaust is custom made by my friend because no one makes a big bore pipe for this thing. I removed the head gasket and used RTV to lower it and create more compression. It has stage 3 cams installed. It runs only on VP oxygenated race fuel which you can buy at iron pony. All internal parts have been coated by microblue so there is almost no friction inside, I mix the the oil at 90 to 1 ratio due to this coating. It really saves you money on premix. As you can see from the picture the bike has custom one of a kind graphics and is extremely clean. You can also see the tires are good because they still have knobbies on them. I will warn you, this bike is not for a beginner. This machine is full on pro race bike material. I have the largest front sprocket and the smallest rear sprocket you can by on it for top speed! I removed first and second gear to save weight. It is now a 3 speed transmission and it is all you need. 1st and 2nd gear made the thing impossible to ride, it wanted to wheelie and come over backwards on me with even the slightest throttle. I did not touch the suspension, the engine provides so much power you can use throttle control to make the suspension act the way you want it to in chop and small stuff. It never bottoms out on big landings, I have flat landed this thing from at least 30 feet high and never bottomed out. It is just too much bike for me now, I am getting on in age and want to get something a bit more mellow. I am asking $1200. Thanks for looking

Quoting it here in case the ad gets deleted.

It’s a hoax people!!!

The poster obviously has some dirt bike experience/knowledge. He probably just came up with a fictitious advert and added some typical craigslist redneck information to it in order to make people laugh/stir poo.

Most people that post up BS ad's dont really know anything about dirtbikes.

Especially specifics like referring to the piston as a topend (300cc esp'), stage 3 cams (Yes I know it's a 2t) and lowering compression just to name a few:

the top end bored to 300cc
I removed the head gasket and used RTV to lower it and create more compression
It has stage 3 cams installed

Also notice, there are NO mis-spelled words in his post. :smirk:

And to finish it off he pulled the blue power band card...

Don’t be so gullible !!!

Cut and paste from the above thread link by 6Riders:

HA HA HA I E-Mailed him...here's his reply to me...........

I bet I have gotten 30 emails over the past few days. Most people know it is a joke and we share a laugh. Some people cuss me out and threaten me for being under informed. So far I have gotten apologies from all but one of those guys. I have managed to convince them I am a MIT alumni and it is 3 stroke technology I have been experimenting with. Believe it or not some people actually want to by my non-existent bike, lol. I just dont respond to them, not actually trying to rip people off ya know? I hope you got a laugh or two out of it, have a good day

:smirk:

Snap! only saw your post now... :smirk:

It’s a hoax people!!!

The poster obviously has some dirt bike experience/knowledge. He probably just came up with a fictitious advert and added some typical craigslist redneck information to it in order to make people laugh/stir poo.

Most people that post up BS ad's dont really know anything about dirtbikes.

Especially specifics like referring to the piston as a topend (300cc esp'), stage 3 cams (Yes I know it's a 2t) and lowering compression just to name a few:

Also notice, there are NO mis-spelled words in his post. :smirk:

And to finish it off he pulled the blue power band card...

Don’t be so gullible !!!

it just funny you dont have to be so cranky and ruin the fun

It’s a hoax people!!!

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