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Pretty cute:

"and it has collector value, I heard a rumor this bike was once owned by Elvis*. When my great great grandfather immigrated from Dublin in 1848, first thing he did after landing in America was to buy a '06 YZ125. Thats because he knew this was the best bike for all riding styles. The YZ 125 engine produces more power than the European Atomic Collider. Some times when I do a burnout it hooks up so well that I spin the earth backwards and win the race before it starts. Its so fast that when you go to the race sign up shed, they just hand you a trophy. Allegedly Buzz Aldrin say me pass by the window of his Apollo space craft. Stone Henge is in reality just bike stands for YZ 125's

When Stephen Hawking rides a YZ 125 he talks normal. If you ride this for longer than 4 hours you do not need to seek medical attention. If you have a cold and then ride this bike the bacteria will be so scared they will just jump from your body. Chuck Norris can't ride a YZ 125. A YZ 125 is a "omnivore" it eats all other motorcycles. The great pyramids where built to make double jumps a challenge for YZ 125's. A YZ 125 doesn't need a worm hole to get anywhere. "

As a 06' YZ125 owner I can substantiate most of those claims.:lol:

--KT--

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Pretty cute:

"and it has collector value, I heard a rumor this bike was once owned by Elvis*. When my great great grandfather immigrated from Dublin in 1848, first thing he did after landing in America was to buy a '06 YZ125. Thats because he knew this was the best bike for all riding styles. The YZ 125 engine produces more power than the European Atomic Collider. Some times when I do a burnout it hooks up so well that I spin the earth backwards and win the race before it starts. Its so fast that when you go to the race sign up shed, they just hand you a trophy. Allegedly Buzz Aldrin say me pass by the window of his Apollo space craft. Stone Henge is in reality just bike stands for YZ 125's

When Stephen Hawking rides a YZ 125 he talks normal. If you ride this for longer than 4 hours you do not need to seek medical attention. If you have a cold and then ride this bike the bacteria will be so scared they will just jump from your body. Chuck Norris can't ride a YZ 125. A YZ 125 is a "omnivore" it eats all other motorcycles. The great pyramids where built to make double jumps a challenge for YZ 125's. A YZ 125 doesn't need a worm hole to get anywhere. "

As a 06' YZ125 owner I can substantiate most of those claims.:)

--KT--

Thats the best post I've read all day:thumbsup::lol:

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after reading that all I can say is, Kids this is why you don't do DRUGS!!!

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At least he was having fun with it...the rivals my old 500 right off the start was kinda scaring me

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