More Jokes

A man walking along a California beach stumbled across an old lamp. He

picked it up, rubbed it, and out popped a genie. The genie said, "Ok, Ok.

You released me from the lamp, blah, blah, blah. This is the fourth time

this month! I'm getting a little sick of three wishes, so you can forget

about it. You only get one wish!"

The man thought, and said, "I've always wanted to go to Hawaii, but I'm

scared to fly and I get seasick. Could you build me a bridge to Hawaii so

I can drive there?"

The genie said, "That's impossible. Think of the logistics! How would the

supports reach the bottom of the Pacific? Think of how much concrete and

steel! No, think of another wish."

The man said, "OK" and thought hard. Finally, he said, "I've been married

and divorced four times. My wives always said I don't care and that I'm

insensitive. So I wish that I could understand women... know how they feel

inside and what they're thinking when they give me the silent treatment...

know why they're crying, what they really want when they say 'nothing'...

know how to make them truly happy..."

The genie said, "You want that bridge two lanes or four?"

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