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I have a friend whos whole family hang glides. so when he was taking off he angled wroung and free fell 60 ft. He broke the gliders frame and broke his arm in half. after a couple of weeks we were telling some one about and the guy we were telling was like man i want to crash so bad. and get in injury it would be cool. My friend got pretty pissed because of his incident and said follow me up to a 60 ft cliff and ill push you off then tell me you want to crash and get a "cool" injury

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Lol you can tell it was raced by all the stickers it has on it. I'm not sure what to think of this kid

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A friend of mine told me that running 110 octane premix from my dirtbike in my car would probably blow the engine up.. I believed he used the phrase "and then BOOOOUUM goes the engine from runnng that gas".. riiggghhttt because everybody knows that good fuel with oil mixed in is terrible for any and all engines...The worst part is that he claims to be some sort of a car expert/guru.

The same kid who told me that 110 will explode my car engine, with a bang no less: He came riding at and near my house one day. While riding at an abandoned farm dealio that was near a couple fun jumps, decided to jump his dirtbike off of a concrete elevation change without even looking at the landing before he did it. We had not even started riding that day. He just insisted on getting on his bike before gearing up and then went and spontaniously did that. It was not even near the truck. He rode right back there and did it almost first thing as if it was planned out. I told him not to even start his bike without his gear on, but he insisted on doing some amazing stunts with no gear on while aboard his 1993 yz250 that he insisted was actually a 2001. What a serious moron. The best part was that he had never been there before and was not wearing any type of gear. Just a T-shirt and bluejeans with tennis shoes on. So he crashes into a scrap metal pile that was in his blind landing that he had never bothered to look at. I drove his dumb ass to the hospital, and he still thinks that he is the man for having "NO FEAR" for the one summer that he had a dirtbike (He sold it 8 months after the crash, but has not ridden since the crash). (He is a relatively fat kid with not much brain power, but talks way too much and thinks he is hard core at everything that he even thinks about doing). A week after the incident, he got a sticker "custom made!" for his bike that says "NO FEAR" and the only other thing on this sticker besides that amazing phrase is the monster energy logo. He called me the day he got it and told me to drive over to his house so I could check it out. I looked at it, he told me that the crash inspired his decision to get the sticker, and I did not know what to say. He was dead to me at that point. Once he sold his bike I just quit talking to him. &%$#@! it. I do not want to associate with that. That is the exact opposite of what human beings should be like. I am pretty sure that shit like that is why the aliens wont talk to us

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Want to know something ridiculous and annoying? When people even give a shit about straight line races. Cool. Most MX bikes make similar power figures, any advantage in a drag race for the most part is gearing, power to weight and traction. It has nothing to do with the bike. I understand if you want to compare speed but when I was younger and a lot more people rode, EVERYONE and I mean EVERYONE's primary concern was "can x bike beat y bike in a drag race?". I don't know, maybe it's because of this I despise that but I don't even want to know. Screw drag races, get on a track and try me if you want to race.

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Want to know something ridiculous and annoying? When people even give a shit about straight line races. Cool. Most MX bikes make similar power figures, any advantage in a drag race for the most part is gearing, power to weight and traction. It has nothing to do with the bike. I understand if you want to compare speed but when I was younger and a lot more people rode, EVERYONE and I mean EVERYONE's primary concern was "can x bike beat y bike in a drag race?". I don't know, maybe it's because of this I despise that but I don't even want to know. Screw drag races, get on a track and try me if you want to race.

Well, there is an element to straight up drag races. I can beat my friends who are on 250s when I am on a 125... You need to have good clutch control when taking off, and you have to be able to shift at the optimal time and do it quickly. If you are good at it, then you can be the first person to the corner and not have to fight through the pack for the entire race. Drag races are not a good way to see who has the fastest bike. Dynos are good for that, drag races take a fair bit of skill.

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Want to know something ridiculous and annoying? When people even give a shit about straight line races. Cool. Most MX bikes make similar power figures, any advantage in a drag race for the most part is gearing, power to weight and traction. It has nothing to do with the bike. I understand if you want to compare speed but when I was younger and a lot more people rode, EVERYONE and I mean EVERYONE's primary concern was "can x bike beat y bike in a drag race?". I don't know, maybe it's because of this I despise that but I don't even want to know. Screw drag races, get on a track and try me if you want to race.

That is exactly what I said. All I was trying to say is that this kid didn't know what he was talking about

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I pull up to the gas station with my 450 in the back and a guy asks me, " how fast does that thing go?" I say about 60-70 idk its not really desingned for top speeds but more for accellleration. And he goes , " thats sllow as balls my toyota camry does 110!" Then i just laughed...

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"Dude, my banshee 800 will smoke that crf250, it's got a powerband in every gear!"

Are you sure? Depends on the year. Some years didn't have a power band in 7th gear. I think it was a weight saving measure.

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21. A helmet camera? GoPro? Do you get them if you are a pro? Why would you want it? It's not like hot naked girls are randomly standing in front of you on a track. (Damn, I wish!)

Talk about a one track mind, lmao

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I go to look at a 2010 Yamaha raptor 250 for purchase. It was in really good shape, not a scratch on it. So the kid comes into the garage, (it was some spoiled kid who was getting rid of his 250 because his mom was buying him a raptor 700) he proceeds to pick up a can of WD40 and says "this cleaning sh*t is the best stuff to clean quads with"

He then drenches the entire quad in WD40...

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I go to look at a 2010 Yamaha raptor 250 for purchase. It was in really good shape, not a scratch on it. So the kid comes into the garage, (it was some spoiled kid who was getting rid of his 250 because his mom was buying him a raptor 700) he proceeds to pick up a can of WD40 and says "this cleaning sh*t is the best stuff to clean quads with"

He then drenches the entire quad in WD40...

Its actually an exc cleaner.

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Its actually an exc cleaner.

I personally use it on an old toothbrush for small cleaning.

Not shootin the guy down or proving him wrong. But don't DRENCH it in it.

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Going to bump this.

I had just bought a new pair of black sidi crossfire srs.

And I met a friend(really gorgeous chick) and her boyfriend right outside the shop, she asks me what I've bought and I showed them the boots and she goes "I'll let you &%$#@! me right here right now if you'll wear those"

I'm like "what?"

Her boyfriend says "no f-ing way", she looks at him and replies "well you aint got nothing to do with this", she was deadserious.

And they started fighting like crazy so I left.

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A friend of mine told me that running 110 octane premix from my dirtbike in my car would probably blow the engine up.. I believed he used the phrase "and then BOOOOUUM goes the engine from runnng that gas".. riiggghhttt because everybody knows that good fuel with oil mixed in is terrible for any and all engines...The worst part is that he claims to be some sort of a car expert/guru.

The same kid who told me that 110 will explode my car engine, with a bang no less: He came riding at and near my house one day. While riding at an abandoned farm dealio that was near a couple fun jumps, decided to jump his dirtbike off of a concrete elevation change without even looking at the landing before he did it. We had not even started riding that day. He just insisted on getting on his bike before gearing up and then went and spontaniously did that. It was not even near the truck. He rode right back there and did it almost first thing as if it was planned out. I told him not to even start his bike without his gear on, but he insisted on doing some amazing stunts with no gear on while aboard his 1993 yz250 that he insisted was actually a 2001. What a serious moron. The best part was that he had never been there before and was not wearing any type of gear. Just a T-shirt and bluejeans with tennis shoes on. So he crashes into a scrap metal pile that was in his blind landing that he had never bothered to look at. I drove his dumb ass to the hospital, and he still thinks that he is the man for having "NO FEAR" for the one summer that he had a dirtbike (He sold it 8 months after the crash, but has not ridden since the crash). (He is a relatively fat kid with not much brain power, but talks way too much and thinks he is hard core at everything that he even thinks about doing). A week after the incident, he got a sticker "custom made!" for his bike that says "NO FEAR" and the only other thing on this sticker besides that amazing phrase is the monster energy logo. He called me the day he got it and told me to drive over to his house so I could check it out. I looked at it, he told me that the crash inspired his decision to get the sticker, and I did not know what to say. He was dead to me at that point. Once he sold his bike I just quit talking to him. &%$#@! it. I do not want to associate with that. That is the exact opposite of what human beings should be like. I am pretty sure that shit like that is why the aliens wont talk to us

Oh my gosh i know someone who is just like that. instead of no fear it should be no brains. And when ever he fails at something he goes well you know that i cant im a dirt bike rider. he is has only been riding for 2 months and trys to act like he can keep up with us offroad. he is nice kid but when he says stuff like that it bugs the crap out of me

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