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I don't even know where to begin.
I've only owned 7 or 8 bikes in my time, but, this little guy is by far the funnest, slowest, shortest, and without competition the most joyous bike I've sat my fat ass on.
It goes everywhere I'd want I tell it to, zero fuss, and I can't ride it without smiling the entire time. When it blows up, I'll buy another in a heartbeat.
I usually just make bad jokes when I review bikes and stuff, but honestly, I can't. This bike is the truest definition of fun on two wheels I've experienced. Smiles for miles. Four strokes for slow folks.
Billy goat. Two wheeled tractor. Loyal to a fault. I started out at 17 on one of these, and found my way back after owning and riding lots of different bikes.
Now it's my wife swingin' her leg over this thing and hitting the trails with me, but not-so-secretly I wish we'd swap bikes!
Might not be my DD. Might not be the one I dream about, but dammit, it's the one I am the most free on. Isn't that what we ride for, after all?
PS: 90's neon inspiration was intentional. Bad? Yep. Great? Nope. Love it? Oh billy.... Yes.