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Sloaner

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  1. Sloaner

    Cool article Bowman is in, with a few pics

    Bowman is a bad ass. Nuff said.
  2. Sloaner

    Is everybody racing for 5th every week and the OA in May?

    I'm no KeyBoardWarrior. No one could compare to that awesome dude.
  3. Sloaner

    Is everybody racing for 5th every week and the OA in May?

    Deano needs to punt Barcia to the cheap seats in free practice just to get his point across. Now excuse me while I click on this ad above this post that asks me if I've ever dated a rich woman. I'm going to sign up for Mature Quality Singles and make someone's life hell.
  4. Sloaner

    Hey Eli

    I'm not Scott Burner, this is not a Burner account. He's a good rider, but he faded like 87 year old man who ran out of viagra.
  5. Sloaner

    Hey Eli

    Congrats, Eli. The million dollar man just beat Kyle Chisholm by 3.5 seconds. Color me impressed.
  6. Sloaner

    Hey Eli

    How is this lame? He is being paid millions of dollars to win. And instead he is taking your wimpy ass attitude and holding out for better results. You're lame, and you are not a maniac.
  7. Sloaner

    Hey Eli

    Stop being a ball licking turd taint. LCQ? Really?
  8. Sloaner

    Bolt on Parts

    You know what stinks? Your boyfriend's left pinky. That taint no joke.
  9. Sloaner

    Bolt on Parts

    Don't be an idiot. Anderson is well above 14; you can't even race in a supercross at age 14.
  10. Sloaner

    Bolt on Parts

    Problem with Anderson is he is scared of that number 1 plate. He knows his skinny white butt lucked into it and he's not going to repeat. Remember Emig in 98? Welcome to the "there is panic in his voice like a girls" show, Anderson. You're folding like a cheap chair in a strip club with a bunch of nerdy, hornball men who haven't touched titties ever.
  11. Sloaner

    supercross Bolt on Parts

    Saw an ad for bolt on performance parts and couldn't help but think that maybe Jason Anderson could use a bolt on part; a double sided part that would stimulate him, zap his ass and motivate him to move a bit faster. Only time will tell.
  12. Sloaner

    Tomac Injured

    Under the right conditions, Tomac wouldn’t lap me. For example, if there were less than one lap or just one lap.
  13. Sloaner

    Tomac Injured

    I am to Tomac what Tomac is to Herlings.
  14. Sloaner

    Tomac Injured

    His confidence was injured at the MXoN when Herlings whooped his white ass like a deployed sailor in Bangladesh who’s gone without sex for 9 months. Tomac will never be the same.
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